Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

that shit don't phase me

when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.

Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!

Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.

by reaaaaalnigga June 28, 2016

Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

by CB0717 October 3, 2007

Try Me Bitch Tuesday

Every Tuesday: say try me bitch to everyone that’s messin wit you.

Bella: What’s today?
Hannah: It’s Tuesday, you know what that means.
Bella: Try Me Bitch Tuesday!

by tmbt.creator December 11, 2018

Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

give me your gravy

Cum or Sperm

Harry give me your gravy I want to have your baby 🚼

by Kiera wilson August 2, 2016

made me yikes irl

When someone says something overly cringy over the intranet, and it's so terrible that you said "YIKES!" in real life.

manw0lfz: "Yeet."

Ourly: "oh, that made me yikes irl"

by Ourly January 30, 2020