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two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"
Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...
by monnardini April 2, 2009
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mader, mader-head

Someone who gives, or the act of giving/receiving, head.
*Come here girl and give me some mader.
* Look at that mader-head, he's got pink hotpants and fake eyelashes on.
by T March 21, 2005
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salad potato head

salad potato head a person that is thrown off or just needs to get a grip.
She needs to take her self out of here with her "salad potato" head.
by Sam West (aka Big Cheez) January 25, 2005
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nappy headed escort

Defendant: Your Honor she is a fucking dirt whore! Are you going to trust her?

Judge: What did you call my wife?!

Lawyer: What my client means is she is a 'nappy headed escort' and her account of the crime should not carry any weight.
by Nutmeggah February 7, 2009
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top top head

Sixty-nine or 69, additionally known by its French name soixante-neuf (69) is a gathering of sex positions in which two individuals adjust themselves so that every individual's mouth is close to the other's privates, performing oral sex at the same time.

The members are in this manner commonly positioned like the numerals 6 and 9 in the number 69, subsequently the name.

This position can include any blend of sexual orientations.

Varieties of the 69 positions incorporate common anilingus or "twofold rimming", and the useo f hands on either partner's butt or vagina. In these positions, the people are said to encounter sexual incitement all the while, however, this can likewise occupy the individuals who attempt to concentrate singularly on pleasuring themselves. The position can be ungainly for partners who are not similar in stature.

The Kama Sutra says this sex position, though via an alternate name: "When a man also lady rests in a personalized request, i.e. with the leader of the one towards the feet of the other and carry on mouth congress, it is known as the 'congress of a crow'. Essentially, in this position the two individual bodies takes over the state of the number 69 with one individual lying on their back and the other confronting the inverse route/upset on in order to at the same time perform "oral" sex-one. It doesn't make a difference who is on the top or if it is more "stooped over" (or yet on their sides).
by Top-top-head May 24, 2017
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Pulling The Head Off

To have an aggressive wank, or to get a hand-job off an angry girl.
"Yeah, last night I went home and was so frustrated I ended up pulling the head off it"

"Man, Kelly was so annoyed with me but we had angry sex and she nearly ended up pulling the head off it!"
by _TryCatch September 16, 2014
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Floo Floo Head

A person who is in the initial stages of "liking" another person, when all they think about is said person and sit around and giggle like an idiot all day. Basically, it defines a brain turning to mush.
Maggie really adores this new guy Jake, so much so that she's turned into a floo floo head!
by potato2400 December 1, 2011
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