shit list

Usually happens at work sometimes at home , upon doing something wrong or just straight up not doing it at all.

hey-why is the boss so pissed off at you today?

I forgot to do what he said yesterday ,now iam on his shit list.


husband-I told her they didnt have that kind of shampoo at the store ,she dont beleive me now iam on her shit list.

by troubledemon March 30, 2009

Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.

1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!

by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011

dip shit

taking a shit, or pretending to take one, while taking a dip at school or work.

"lets take a fatty dip shit"
"i just took a dip shit, it was very nice"

by blo-me January 13, 2007

gangsta shit

Anything associated with, pertaining to, related to or the lifestyle of a gangsta.

I had to ride up on them fools on some gangsta shit.

See that muv get pistol whipped? That was some gangsta shit right thur

by Beau Mac June 13, 2007

shit-biscuits

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

Shit Clown

Well this is a derivation of an ever-popular favorite, ass clown. The only difference being the substitution of one profane word for another. Shit clowns are people who you would normally consider ass clowns, but they smell really badly. So the use of this word is usually saved for those ass clowns with poor hygiene, including but not restricted to bums, beggers, democrats, Rasheed Wallace and the like.

n. That shit clown just asked me for what I could spare so I gave him an application for McDonalds.

by Zeke May 28, 2004

shit-up

when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat

Guy: Oh shit here it comes!

'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'

Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.

by swamp thing November 16, 2005