Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

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A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

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loveing and amasing !

i love my cat

by anonymous February 19, 2022

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The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.

Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*

by Guest06901 February 19, 2022

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A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).

People should learn to speak the cats language before they takeover.

by BigBillTheDuck February 20, 2022

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A cute thing that sometimes is naughty, which is sort of a pet and likes wrecking everything .

Example:

Me:What's that cute wittle cat doing in herE?

My friend: Oh it's my pet . Its called 'Sassypants'

CATS ARE CUTE. CATTTTTTCATCATCATCATCATCATCAT

by Meowvina February 22, 2022

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