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December

The twelfth month of the year, but rarely the name of a very special girl. December as a person is among the sweetest, most compassionate, intelligent, beautiful, and funny girls out there. Her voice is angelic and makes you feel safe and at home, more so than even the prettiest of birdsongs. She is unique and unlike anyone you will ever meet. Her name may be cold but her presence alone is like being wrapped in blankets of warmth by the fireplace in the cold winter.
by MK95 June 12, 2025
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December 1

Get back with your ex you met in February if today’s your Birthday!! You know who you are!
E:Oh it’s December 1 my birthday I guess I have to get back with my ex that I cheated on
K: I guess so.
by Y0urf@vbl0nde June 30, 2025
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Decenter

1. (adjective, informal) A playful, non-standard way of saying "more decent" or "better than decent," often used to describe an improvement in appearance, vibe, or quality, especially in a humorous or casual context. Typically used when someone or something looks or feels slightly better under specific conditions (e.g., lighting, mood, or setting).
Liv says this camera makes her decent, but that camera over there? Totally decenter."
by Suzie Whiskey July 9, 2025
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December 27th

This is the day you eat cookies (I don't make the rules) whether it's leftovers from holidays- Hanukkah, Christmas. Homemade, or even store bought. Heck, even if you found it on the ground. (Do not eat it if 5 secs passed.)
So enjoy your cookie day.

⚠️ must eat a cookie, or you'll have 5-7 days bad luck. Eating a cookie gives you 5-7 days of good luck. That's just a Legends though..a cookie legend.
Person 1 "bro I had so many sweets from the holidays.. I don't think I could have another, I'm sweet over loaded!"*sign*

Person two "have a cookie..."*shoves a cookie in his hand*

Person one "what -.. didn't you hear what I just said -

Person two "it's December 27th, cookie day. If you don't eat a cookie it's bad luck for a week."

Person one "fine.."*noms on cookies*
by afellowWeeb_mha October 13, 2025
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decentralized dating

slang for non-monogamous relationships, but explained like a decentralized platform as the metaphor.
by personalhel November 9, 2025
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December 5

The holiday we have all been awaiting, December 5, Samira Chediak’s birthday, is coming up soon.
by @merryarmin November 13, 2025
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December 3rd

Girl: can I have your sweater
Boy:no
Girl:it’s December 3rd
Boy:fineeeee
by 427baopd December 2, 2025
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