brown bow-tie

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.

"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

Linda Brown

best story game ever

i will see more about linda and bruno if theres is part 2

I am just playing Linda Brown Game here

by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022

Brown Doggin’

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.

Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin’
Ohh okay gotcha

by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022

Moob Brown

Crazy ass nigga tryin to roll a blunt.

"moob brown isnt fat, hes full of sexyness"

by frenchykpinga October 31, 2011

Brown Finale

A magnum opus of sex moves. A husband has a large fast food meal then downs a bunch of laxatives. Later that evening when his wife is ready for sex she has him lay down on the bed and she lifts his legs up and as Mozart plays he erupts with shit all over his wife’s face.

Greg said to his wife “Hey honey, I heard Paul and Linda tried that Brown finale move last night”
“Oh really that’s interesting”

by Xx_katzlover_xx lol October 17, 2019

Brown Pilled

Slang for people of a brown complexion. Typically used by Mega racists.

Friend 1: You don’t shower?
Friend 2: Not really
Friend 3: Youre so brown pilled bro

by Professor Mason Troy Adams November 16, 2025

Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023