Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

fag monkey

To be annoying and or irrative very frequently

Daniel is a fag monkey on Battlefront .

by hapax_legomenon January 3, 2018

Monkey

He is an amazing boy who loves Bananas and whose best friend is Banjo. If you ever meet this sexy best , be certain that your mind is going to be blown.

Monkey is the best

by SpeedkingSonny8 March 3, 2022

Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.

Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you

by Shartzy August 18, 2024

uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half

you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry

by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 29, 2019

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too

“Hey there’s my chunky monkey”
“I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”

by Katie2429 August 18, 2022

Monkey Slam

The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.

*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!

by IceReapr November 17, 2025