Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".

Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.

by Depelated May 28, 2019

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Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023

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Cum Nugget

When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney

Dude last night I blew a cum nugget.

by CannoliUnholy November 15, 2019

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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

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cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

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