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Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business
Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist
by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024
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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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fart

something that smells real nice :) (extremely amazing) <3 enjoy farting loves
“That farts is SO good
- “I know drool”
by fartsalot May 21, 2021
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fart

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!
girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!
by pOo0pY December 7, 2019
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Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus
You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*
by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022
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Fart Ahh

Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you

Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles
by Brennanpp March 19, 2023
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