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resting bitch face

Originally meant to describe a bland or emotionless facial expression (resting) that unintentionally appears angry or grumpy (bitch face), the phrase has devolved and is now often used to shame women who have the audacity to not smile cheerfully every moment of every day for other people's enjoyment whether they feel happy or not.
Most of the pictures that supposedly depict resting bitch face actually just show a resting face. Are we so used to seeing smiling women everywhere that we no longer know how to respond to a woman who isn't smiling?
by drox October 28, 2015
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John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
That Bitch is begging for john's river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
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Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.
Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"
by Skorrrochorro August 19, 2010
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Resting Nigga Face

Resting Nigga Face (RNF), a facial expression exhibited by a male that signifies that "Right Now ain't the time, but I'm not mad." A facial expression often used to detour unsolicited conversation.
Paul: Damn, Jake seems upset...
Mike: Why?
Paul: I asked him about Kanye's rant and he just gave me this empty blank stare.

Mike: Nah, he ain't mad. That's his RNF (Resting Nigga Face); he does that when he doesn't want to be engaged in conversation, but still wants to be around people.

Paul: So he's not mad?
Mike: Nah! But don't press him. If he starts Ice-grillin, then you have a problem!
by SKilfal June 3, 2018
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Unfuck my face

Putting on makeup to hide your unattractive face.
I had to unfuck my face this morning before going in to work.
by rapidexchange November 26, 2015
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round of open face

1. an expression used to order you and your friends a round of any particular item (i.e. drinks, open face sandwiches)

Originated at the Crystal Palace Casino in the Bahamas. When someone would win a substantial amount of money late at night playing blackjack, it was customary to go to the deli and order your friends a round of open face roast beef sandwiches--while yelling round of open face to attract your friends scattered throughout the casino.
1. (Campbell yelling to the bartender as he walks into the D Horse) ROUND OF OPEN FACE!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: GYEA!!!!!!!
by vladdy 84 February 1, 2006
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slaughter-faced jackson

A synonym for being intoxicated, shit-faced, drunk, and etc.

A drinker's version for Uncle Sam, "he wants YOU to drink"
Swear to god I'm getting slaughter-faced jackson tonight.

I am going to have a meeting with slaughter-faced jackson at the party.
by Swear2God! April 23, 2008
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