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Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
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you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
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Fart Gimpson

An individual who is the epitome of a "Gimp". Derived from the cartoon character "Bart Simpson".
Jed was called "Fart Gimpson" due to his excessive gimp behaviour.
by misterbartsimpson February 3, 2025
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FART

queef is for woman. it comes out vaginianasa
big queef big fart after you eat it comes out your ass
by ballsacklickereater December 12, 2021
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Re-fart

When you fart on the couch and it seeps so deep, you sit back down again and the fumes burn the nostrils again.

Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
"Fuck. I think I just sat on a re-fart"
by facebook_user September 5, 2016
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Peen Fart

The act of sucking air into the peen hole and releasing it.
I had a massive peen fart yesterday, it was hot.
by peen farter June 3, 2023
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Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty

When you’re roasting someone and they don’t have a good comeback
Person 1: Yeah I was baking him and he ain’t have nothing to say

Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.

Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.
by therealestrealnig January 6, 2022
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