A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
Get the Fart Shmonemug. “Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
Get the you not even the fartmug. by misterbartsimpson February 3, 2025
Get the Fart Gimpsonmug. by ballsacklickereater December 12, 2021
Get the FARTmug. When you fart on the couch and it seeps so deep, you sit back down again and the fumes burn the nostrils again.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
by facebook_user September 5, 2016
Get the Re-fartmug. by peen farter June 3, 2023
Get the Peen Fartmug. Person 1: Yeah I was baking him and he ain’t have nothing to say
Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.
Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.
Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.
Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.
by therealestrealnig January 6, 2022
Get the Sucking Fart Out Ya Bootymug.