cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out

hey lets cum in school

by furrys must die December 31, 2021

Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.

bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill

by DystopianSoren November 23, 2022

Cum Dumpster

Cum Dumpster is a word you call a hoe of a friend

Tattiana is such a Cum Dumpster

by Mythic_Shadow February 3, 2022

cum conquistador

a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight

Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?

Why yes! He nutted on carol!

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk November 10, 2021

Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

dumb cum

A man's ejaculation into a woman without a contraceptive.

I'm not allowing a dumb cum, sweetie. Let's have safe sex and buy a condom.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.

Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?

by D1ngus March 21, 2022