mom like friend

um so.......that one mom friend, if you dont have a "mom" like person in your friend group, then you are the mom.....

pronunciation: mawh-m lie-ch freh-nd

your the mom like friend in this group.

by oh um okkk April 11, 2021

your mom

your moms cute <3

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”

by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021

Your mom

kissed my ass

Your mom gae

by Yeeti November 13, 2019

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions April 30, 2022

CPS mom

Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.

CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.

by George Amberson January 8, 2023

your mom

1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.

Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*

by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015

Your mom

A deadly phrase used to execute death row inmates in the U.S.A.

Your mom

by bwuuz April 4, 2022