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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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Ur Bad Kid

A phrase used by toxic 9-year-olds on Fortnite.
Billy: LOL UR BAD KID U SUCK AT FORTNITE LOOOOOOOOOOOL
by Doors. August 26, 2022
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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the wierd kid

The one wierd kid in class
Joe shmo:hey wierd kid
wierd kid: *eating boogers*
joe: gross
the wierd kid just peed on the floorf
by Define My Ass 00 August 27, 2022
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fortnite kid syndrome

Fortnite kid syndrome is a mental illness that people obtain by gaming fortnite,some symptoms are a squeaky voice major toxicity and being a little bitch
You will have to put down for having fortnite kid syndrome
by E4ey. August 27, 2022
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iPad Kid

Children that were given an iPad at a young age. They're usually loud, annoying and like Roblox, Fortnite, Cocomelon and RyansToysReviews. Their iPads are usually crusty amd dirty; covered in cheeto dust. If they were forced to go outside, they'll come up to you and ask if you have games on your phone; if you answer no they'll start screaming and throwing a tantrums. Their mothers are usually karens that spoil them rotten.

Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.
A: Why is this iPad so dirty?
B: Oh don't touch that, it belongs to lil Timmy, he's an iPad Kid
by iliketoconsumrbutter August 31, 2022
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