soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021

danish dog tourture

The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.

Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?

No not yet, but plan too soon.

by Thatguypal2421 December 19, 2022

Lube the dog’s arse

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

Double dog derriere

The act of inserting not just one, but two hot dogs into the butthole.

"I double dog derriere you to slide these 2 hot dogs into your ass"

by Steve-o Burrtron August 20, 2023

Blue Dog Democrat

A member of the group of Democrats who are most owned by corporate America and consequently least responsive to the will of the people.

The Blue Dog Democrats killed another widely popular policy proposal

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 4, 2023

hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

dog poop island

The central island within a suburban roundabout serves as a small oasis. While it's a place where local residents might take their dogs for a walk, there is unfortunately an issue with some dog owners neglecting to clean up after their pets. This might occur because the central island isn't directly adjacent to houses, leading some owners to overlook their responsibility to pick up after their dogs.

I went to dog poop island and man did it smell bad

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 12, 2023