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Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.
by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023
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Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
by Mphresources August 15, 2022
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so like this one time

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.
by bm652 November 20, 2023
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Remi-time

You can never have enough Remi-time.
by Azoveelfkcnos November 18, 2018
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dirty animal time

When you and another send explicit texts/ photos that lead the other on
Grace and Michael had some nice D.A.T last night (Dirty animal time)
by Aquatomic March 6, 2017
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National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!
Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
by JXDXR August 10, 2021
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sexy time

This is when you and your bro go in for a hug and accidentally kiss and decide that it would be best of you had raw gay sex.
"Man last night was a really sexy time."

"I know right, when will we have a sexy time again Jacob? I need your touch.."

"Hold off baby, my wife can't know..."
by cornbread749 October 9, 2021
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