sephora kid

Kids that go to sephora and ruin it for the adults shopping. They mess up the display makeup/testers and experience. Never buying shit!

"That lil punk is a sephora kid"

by Lilbahamamama January 15, 2024

Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

robinhood kid

The kids who took their stimulus checks & invested it instead of just spending it. They might not actually use the Robinhood investing app, but hey— they might!

These Robinhood kids are putting a bunch of money back into the stock market!

by Robinhoodkid December 7, 2020

Ruckel kids

Like Destin kids, they tend to be rich or middle class, but they aren’t as snotty. Ruckel kids are typically smart, and keep it holy. They’re usually scared of getting of trouble, so there often is not a lot of mischief.

boy 1: “I went to ruckel”
Boy 2: “oh I like you already”
Ruckel kids: smart, athletic, rich/middle class kids who don’t get in trouble.

by joemama<};) October 29, 2019

Fortnite kid

A kid that has never seen the light of day

The fortnite kid didn’t go outside

by art_life_09 April 15, 2022

School kid's clothes

Some one attempting to appear innocent because of something they did and it was really bad

girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"

by Straits.Nd.Corgs May 14, 2011

my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017