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slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.
by charlieman12 November 1, 2010
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Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
by Skibidi D June 21, 2024
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the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
by p0kerface February 14, 2019
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Space monkey

One so hot they make my bulgy wulgy hard UwU babygirl hey daddy
Space monkey means that one is hot and sexy
by SDYankee January 25, 2021
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Lex Luthor's monkey

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025
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