Jack is fucken swole af, he gets all the bitches, there isn't a bitch in existence that Jack does not have. Jack has proven that pain is an illusion and thus does not experience it any more, he can name all the Pokémon in order off the top of his head, speaking of head Jack never gives head he gets it, Jack is a top G, better than Andrew Tate, his godlike rizz lets him have anything he wants, he is hung like a horse both figuratively and literally, he can beat Dark Souls with his eyes closed and has the composure to take on 30 men at once, he turns men into his bitches, the only person that rivals Jack in power is Ryan
by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023
Get the Jack mug.Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
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Get the Jack sparrow mug.Jack is a funny, caring, and loyal. He is the jokester among a group. But don't underestimate him! He presents himself as an easygoing person, however, he does very well when he puts his mind to it. He is easily lost in thought. Although he speaks a lot, he keeps his biggest troubles guarded, using humor as a shield. Even though he is very energetic, Jack does get tired sometimes and drifts away for a bit. He values friendship and loyalty. One of his pet peeves is lying. Although their being on time is not their strongest trait
Cherish the Jack's in your life!
Cherish the Jack's in your life!
by LuneSkipper December 2, 2022
Get the Jack mug.Jack Muir is transgender, photosynthesis, bisexual, non-binary, tall, dark, and handsome. He often falls asleep on facetime with his mouth wide open probably thinking of other men's dingaling. He is alpha male, and his only personality trait is a soccer ball. He tries of show off his gains and abs. He only wears a Simpson shirt, nothing else and calls it a fit.
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Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
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