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Dirty Derk

Dirty Derk is when the winner of a board game removes all clothing and slaps his dick across the faces of all the players he
defeated until erect. Once erect, the board game champion will proceed to masturbate until climax, aiming his ejaculate at the worst player of the game.
How does he always win?? Guess were about to get Dirty Derked again!
by mmmmpaintchips June 25, 2023
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Dirty Nobles

The act of suffocating a possum (or other small mammal, reptile, amphibian) with your asshole
James took so long to do a Dirty Nobles because his butthole is so loose.
by The Dirty Red One June 26, 2023
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dirty urinal

When a man puts a sponge into his partners mouth, then proceeds to piss on it.
John gave his girl the dirty urinal last night, it was wicked!
by McLovin04 March 2, 2023
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Dirty Sarabika

The weirdo who will constantly ask you if you like random objects variating from banans to cucumber and after you answer, thye may or may ot shoe it up your anal cavity.
Omg Jenna did you hear Bertil got to experience Dirty Sarabika
by BikaBika March 3, 2023
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dirty Bruha

When your girl makes you solve complex derivatives while sucking your dick and fingering your butt.
My math homework went crazy last night. I got a dirty Bruha.
by Dirty Eyan March 8, 2023
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dirty Maxine

The dirty Maxine is when a woman necks a beer, smashes a siggy with her arsehole whole getting railed and then when she’s finished, butts the sig out in the males jap eye.
I took an alpha male home last night and gave him the dirty Maxine, to show him who is boss. :)
by D—Dogg March 10, 2023
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Dirty Murv

When you analyse the people around you and look for items they’re holding to jam up your ass in a pleasurable manner.
I was bored in the library last Monday and I pulled off a Dirty Murv
by MC Murvy March 15, 2023
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