face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008

Allocated Quiche time

Another way of describing a quickie

I went for my allocated quiche time on my lunch break

by Jmizzle January 7, 2022

Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Stair Time

Excessively throwing and whipping a girl by her pony tail down the stairs and repeatedly doing so, until you please.

Skade was being a bad girl, so Eric gave her stair time.

by Rabe123! December 9, 2025

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

The Two Time

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.

having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds

hence the name "The Two Time"

"so you gave her The Two Time"

by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023