new demands

When you don't like a girl anymore and you have to raise your standards to a higher level.

"Yo, you still like that girl?"
"Nah bruh, I have New Demands"

by Frfr26 March 13, 2019

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.

Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

New havana

The US county with the ugliest flag known to man

Did you see the flag of New havana, it’s so ugly. There is 22 other flags on it

by IDFK4TTT November 7, 2022

New Detroit

Another nickname coined for Chicago, Illinois given how it’s gotten on the verge of becoming like Detroit.

I’m thinking about moving to Texas because this city is turning into New Detroit.

by Zero2infinity April 21, 2023

New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.

New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021