Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)mug. 
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
Get the A Red Monkeymug. by Melek February 4, 2015
Get the Douche monkeymug. A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.
A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.
A dumb member of the kitchen staff
An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.
Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.
A dumb member of the kitchen staff
An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.
Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
Get the kitchen monkeymug. by Mcdermont October 24, 2017
Get the monkey buttmug. Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off
by Bulldogdmttv September 18, 2023
Get the Monkey businessmug.