by anonymous April 9, 2024
Get the blue tie kidmug. The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defensemug. Generally, an 18 year old kid who inherits their parents company, meets with investors, and generally works with their parent’s company. Kid is only involved due to blood relation.
by anonymous May 8, 2021
Get the dynasty kidmug. blaaaaat
green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA
us - ok pop off I guess
us - ok pop off I guess
by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021
Get the Green anaconda kidmug. by RandomJoeOnTheInternet January 12, 2022
Get the Sus kidmug. Only the kkkoolest of kids, one with a massive peen, and a great personality. One that just has the easy ways of life, and a ton of friends. HE is so cool, he cuts the third grade line to get the cardboard pizza first. Thats how kkkool he is.
by Big Throbba6969 March 15, 2019
Get the Kool Kidmug. “You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.
by Kaykayorkay November 8, 2022
Get the you act like a kidmug.