Penis

Super fat

That’s an eggplant penis

by Memelord6 August 2, 2020

PENIS EXTENDER

Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large

Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small

Harry: I agree

by accio.tom May 15, 2021

Penis Barrel

A severe medical condition that causes an enlarged prostate, normally linked to being either to horny, or the over usage f your timber.

Timmy won't be at school today because he was up to late and got a penis barrel.

by Jamaican funk February 26, 2017

Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.

Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Super penis

A super penis is a legendary item in real life bequeathed only to the legendary harness wearer Jaxson

Omg I heard Jaxson had a Super penis

by NoCappa November 21, 2021

Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide

he had a small penis

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020