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Not your mom 

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.
Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"
Not your mom by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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teddy bear mom 

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
teddy bear mom by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Refrigerator Shopping With Mom 

Code for railing lines of coke off the limp cock of a Venezuelan gang banger while 3 midgets play roshambo in the corner dressed as oompa loompas.
I wont be able to raid with the boys tonight, Sara caved and set up some refrigerator shopping with mom for my birthday.

The Wine Mom's Kegel 

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.
Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

1saac's Mom 

This term is one that should only by used for the finest of their breed. (Only applies to women), and means that the woman is above a 10/10, even possibly higher than a 20/10, someone who deserves all they want, but nothing they want deserves them.
"Dude, Rebecca is such an 1saac's Mom"
1saac's Mom by Sillywordsforfun September 6, 2025

Unfiltered teen mom group 

This is a unfiltered teen mom group”
“Oh so that means I can say anything?”

“Yeah pretty much
*gets offended over something *
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
“Because this is an unfiltered teen mom group!”