The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!

Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!

by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016

red flag

A red flag is when you know someone but they are racist/sexist or unkind. They are being a red flag.

wow Tony is racist, what a red flag!

by kelahni mae June 19, 2022

red

a word that is used to describe what comes out of girl pussy at a certain time

mom:whats that red this?
daughter:idk it just came out of my pussy!

by vagina-man July 11, 2023

L&M Reds

n.
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”

“He pulled out a pack of L&M Reds and sighed like the world was too heavy.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

Red Kind

"Nosferatu, Vampir, Dhampir, Vampire, Cold Ones, Blood Drinkers"

subcategory of "Otherkin" generally stated otherkin are anything not "human", excluding magi,psy

"Red Kind, we walk amongst you, we live with you but are not of you, we are the greatest hunters ever known"

by *Watcher* March 18, 2009

the red bulldozer

This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.

Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

red caboose

Eating out a girls ass while she’s on her period.

Did you see Karl? Dude looked like a vampire. Must have given that girl a red caboose.

by All Gay Things March 8, 2019