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Get the Cat mug.An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.
I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.
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Get the move the cat mug.The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.
The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
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"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
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