Watership Down

Just by looking at the title without any other context you probably thought this was a book about ships like the Titanic (original 1912 adaptation 1997) or some random shipwreck that isolates the main characters and sends them into an isolated island, in which they are, either converted to that island's culture, or if there is nobody there they start a colony until they are saved by helicopters, or if the entire story is about the shipwreck and they just trying to figure out ways to survive because literally the captain died during the ship's sinking or some sh*t like that... Maybe it's actually about battleships and a naval battle that goes horribly wrong as per usual... Or the guy who's stuck on the island literally just starves to death or something because not all stories need to end on a happy note. Well if you were expecting human characters and a marine-centered plot then guess what bud you're both wrong, because this story isn't centered around the ocean at all and instead named after a hill that looks like the Windows XP hill. Well anyway "Watership Down" is a 1972 story written by British author Richard Adams and is a... I haven't read it yet but all I can say I have watched the '78 movie which despite I was not alive until the 2000s I have seen. It is the definition of "Not all cartoons are for kids" despite the fact that it got a U rating (over here in murica this translates to a G rating)

Watership down: blood, "piss off" and characters brutally killing each other
british board of film classification: u rating, take it or leave it.

by IntergalactalEnergy August 25, 2023

Flag

Get the Watership Down mug.

Laying the snack down

When you have a fully erect penis and slam it down onto your Girlfriends head from behind while she's seated in a chair. When She turns to see what hit Her, slap her in the face with it again.

I was horny and wanted some head, so I laid the snack down on my bitch. Laying the snack down makes her wet as fuck!

by DanielVanzant August 28, 2023

Flag