Cat

A fluffy animal, it likes to kill birds, mice, rats, and squirrels. It likes to make a weird noise called a "hiss" that it'll make when it's mad or upset. But they can be cute. And they could be a fucking annoying fluff-ball.

Girl- my cat kept rubbing all over my leg before I left!
Girl 2-Well, my cat gave me a dead rat, I saw it as a gift
Girl- Ew wtf

by RandomPersonIsHere February 12, 2021

UWU Cat

UWU cats are little gacha catboys/girls that usually wear a maid outfit or anything related to that, most are bad, but some are nice and wear very cute clothing! The bad UWU cats usually have their so called "bad boy boyfriend" with them, their bad boy boyfriend is a "alpha demon", anything related to that.

UWU cats usually say weird stuff like "Jakey boo boo bear is mine!" Anything like that.

by novaline the gacha nerd February 18, 2024

cat

georgenotfound.

person1 = do you like my cat?
person2 = thats georgenotfound..?
person1 = do you like my cat

by blablablabalabalalaa<3 July 29, 2021

Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...

Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025

Cat Tongue

A dry hand job

Shirley and I were having fun until she gave me a cat tongue

by Blazer Caybo November 13, 2025

Cats

The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.

P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies

by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022

Killed the cat

Vigorously jerking off your pet cat till it cums

“I killed the cat now their is cum all over my hands 🙌🏿 🐱 all she said after that was meow 😻”

by Pussaniggajusttalksh June 28, 2021