soup dog kelsey

soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10

you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“

by jaeorsomething June 2, 2021

How’s the dog doin?

Everybody always asks what the dog doin…
But they never stop to ask how the dog doin

“How’s the dog doin?”
“What color Bugatti does the dog have?”

by What color is your Bugatti? September 9, 2022

corn dog time

When you have time to kill and money to burn.

Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.

by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019

dead dog centre

pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.

two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-

by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020

Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.

Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.

by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023

pinch the prairie dog

the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.

you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.

by moreau October 23, 2012

Prairie Dog Selfie

A selfie taken from the undercarriage to show one's turd poking out.

Person 1 "I really like this girl and she asked me for a selfie."
Person 2 "You should send her a Prairie Dog Selfie! Girls really like that nowadays!"

by Colin McCarthy July 30, 2016