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Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.
'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'
by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023
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Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.
"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."
by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014
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Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.
You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.
by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019
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Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.
I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?
by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021
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yard boy

Also 'Yardie' or 'Yard Bwoy'

Jamaican patois for 'homeboy': Part of the crew. Someone from the same neigbourhood. Gang member

Slang expression for a person of Jamaican decent

Often used in London Jamican comminuty.
John might be born in Brixton but he's such a yard boy,

What are you doing wthis weekend? "Just hangin wit me yardies"

Patois: Di yard bwoy dem ova deh suh might have sum
English: The Jamaicans over there might have some
by Ichabodcrainum January 8, 2021
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Bone yard lingard

Wanabe criminal from brisbane
Hides in the bone yard witness protection
Hides in protection

Not a mainstreamer

Family member works for protective services, he’s a bone yard lingard
by Truth will set you free April 25, 2024
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The spring yard zone

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
by MattIGuess August 8, 2024
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