Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
by I am god March 23, 2016
Get the kissing the wrong lipsmug. This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"
by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024
Get the I was in the wrong gearmug. asami sato is not boring you're just dumb and wrong and yes that's a fact look it up on urban dictionary
by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr August 7, 2020
Get the Dumb and wrongmug. 
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug. When there is multiple layers of proof in an argument against someone and they still refuse the fact that they are wrong.
by TAC0CATS June 11, 2022
Get the wrong syndromemug. Dan: I got a question wrong on the test
John: Oh no... that means the teacher is going to go crazy again!
John: Oh no... that means the teacher is going to go crazy again!
by May 17, 2021
Get the Wrongmug.