by Brain54 October 2, 2015
1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 24, 2019
When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.
by EVVONYY October 31, 2017
The process of wrapping one to a pole like object and then proceeding to rape them as they are restrained to the pole
by NivTheDiv March 12, 2019
The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.
"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"
"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
by dyln290 January 13, 2023
by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021
After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
by Yam derf October 12, 2018