Wanking The Worm

A Prank that Many kids do these days.It only means ,to fuck yourself (Totally does not mean to pull your third leg up and down)

"Hey Look Im Wanking The Worm! "

Its Imposible to Wank THE Worm"

by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 7, 2023

Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.

Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."

by Hym Iam September 3, 2023

Winking Steak

A misattribution of “winning streak”, used by individuals who are fans of perennial losing sports teams.

Also, an obscure fetish of women (or men) holding cuts of delicious meat while winking (their eyes).

Don’t worry. This next game starts our winking steak.

by bobby_peel September 30, 2023

Working the wozzies

Giving a blowjob. Simple as.

“Ya girl over here, working the wozzies.. stop callin lil bro”

by Marbeezyy October 12, 2023

Working Harder

No... Go fuck yourself.

Hym "And here's why: The fact that I have material contributions to a swath of endeavors in a variety fields and am not receiving any credit is demonstrative of the fact that working harder isn't going to translate to any material success. So no. The plan remains the same."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Working class incel

When you take a break from your minimum wage job to take a picture of the first ass you see in public.

I’m a working class incel.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023