Beer wolf

One who wakes up in unfamilar surroundings with torn clothes, aching limbs, the taste of blood in the mouth and nightmarish flash-backs to terrible events of the previous evening.

Fuck me - Either I think I was attacked by the beer wolf or done that bird on the wrag last night.

by Pecker puffing gaymund September 26, 2008

Dick-Wolf

(Canis Penes)--A decedent of the wolf genus, the Dick-Wolf is slightly larger in size than it's Northern American kin. Although armed with razor sharp teeth and claws, the Dick-Wolf is feared for it's massive elephant trunk like sch-long. The Dick-Wolf has a very muscular build from his very late night rumpus, and bears a predominately white coat with subtle hints of brown undercoat and obvious blood stained genital fur. What sets the Dick-Wolf apart from any other predator is his ability to not only grow his self esteem with each attack, but also his sch-long. Dick-Wolf's also are widely feared for their trip-wire low standards and will attack anything that walks, crawls, swims, slithers (anything with a heart beat and some random cases some without). The Dick-Wolf attacks it victims using stealthy maneuvers and creeps up from behind. It first subdues its victim and immediately begins viciously attacking from the backside. Leaving the victim incapacitated and helpless and in an immense amount of pain in the anal region. What set's the Dick-Wolf apart from any other mammal is that the Dick-Wolf does not feast off its victims it merely survives on pure sexual ecstasy and heavy metal. Know the Dick-Wolf, Fear the Dick-Wolf, and by all means pray to the metal gods that your not the next victim!

I was walkin' home from the store the other night and got anal assassinated by a fucking 'Dick-Wolf'!

Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!

Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!

by Brandomer April 15, 2011

wolfed

to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes

Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang!

by PB Andjay July 17, 2006

Wolf

A wolf is the male version of a cougar. He is a middle aged man that is ruggedly attractive alpha male and usually preys on the younger defenseless animals. Generally has a very stylish appeal with slim fitting clothes such as blazers with an unbuttoned shirt and some light cologne. He has a very suave, charming and relaxed ambiance about him mixed in with a hypnotic yet aggressive/seductive gaze. Usual hunting grounds are places populated with young people such as bars or night clubs.

Girl 1: I went to the bar last night and this one guy wouldn't stop staring.
Girl 2: Was he cute?
Girl 1: Well he was an older man but yes. There was just something about him that pulled me to him.
Girl 2: Mmmmmm sounds like he was a wolf.

.Bradley Cooper looks like a wolf.

by OmegaO_o June 5, 2010

wolf gang

don't give a FUCK

wolf gang." "swag.

by gaws666swag August 13, 2011

Flying wolf

The fursona of many of todays internet "artists". It always has wings, and some sort of "speshul majical power" and is never, ever overweight. It makes up most of todays sparkledogs. It is a mary sue in wolf form, made up by losers who want to be "unique".

wolfgirl2653: my fursona is a flying wolf named sparkle who haz all the majikal powerz in teh world, and is supr skinnee, an has a long trajical past, and is very preety!!!!1111!!!!!!1111
Other guy: Loser.

by Hyena Girl September 9, 2009

Wolf Pack

A group of four individuals who run around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. Wolf Packs are also known to consume shots of Jägermeister on the roof of Caesar's Palace.

So there were two of us in the Wolf Pack, I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later... and 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "wait a second, could it be?" and now I know for sure... I just added two more guys to my Wolf Pack.

by GibsonPure April 18, 2010