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Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Winter Dick

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".
Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!
by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023
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Winter Tingler

Someone who takes a piss in winter. Someone who is an idiot and who is frowned upon.
Shush smith you Winter Tingler.
by PapiWinters August 25, 2022
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Jaeden Winters (Papi)

Jaeden Winters aka Papi is an actual hottie like nobody can be as hot as him and his dick is 55 inches everyone would smash him (especially Sara). he loves to hold hands & eat grapes
Btw nobody fucks harder than him
Jaeden Winters (Papi) is sexy
by BobDuncan3008 February 10, 2019
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Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it
by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017
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Xavier winter

Xavier winter is a kid that practices the art of autism, he can be see f***ing his dog at 3 am and is often avoided by many at school due too his erotic actions
“Here comes Xavier winterhide from him
by Superdogggg68645 July 30, 2023
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