May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often

Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.

by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022

MAY 10

May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!

I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!

by Dictionary Carrot December 11, 2020

May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one

I cant wait for may 10th!

by Louis Koch III May 9, 2019

May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.

"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ April 19, 2020

May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011