by Daddy Thomas May 08, 2022
When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
by 5ma8mt November 01, 2011
31 days of sobriety and absence from the jol. No drinking, smoking or heroin may be done during this period. This break is traditionally taken over the month of May but can be done anytime throughout the calender year.
"Hey Mike, shall we go get blackout tonight? I've got 2 cases of beer and a bottle of home made tequila I bought off a homeless man."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
"Sorry broziff, it's Mellow May - I have to knit a scarf and send a few faxes."
by Rampant-Seahorse June 05, 2014
The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often
by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022
by Mcytfan <3 May 17, 2022
This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!
“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”
by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020
by drekalisous May 11, 2022