A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.
I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.
by whelpicantfixthat May 15, 2018
Get the dramatic wifemug. A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.
Maybe they have been Married at the doof.
They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Maybe they have been Married at the doof.
They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
Get the doof wifemug. _Australian_. _noun_.
A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 3, 2020
Get the Wife lifemug. by GhostOfPaulWalker November 5, 2017
Get the Meme Wifemug. I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.
by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019
Get the Aaron's Wifemug. by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021
Get the A Batman’s Wifemug. Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Wife-sharingmug.