Choke the Vader

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"

Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now

by PS2luvr April 26, 2009

Valerie

A pretty ass bitch whos flat as fuck :) shes really nice tho ;))

cutie whos that , Valerie🥵

by DifferentUniqueNames April 4, 2019

vader's fist

Instead of fingering, one takes the whole fist and RAMS it in to a girls starport.

Hot damn! Lauren nearly sucked my fist into her blackhole when I gave her the ol' Vader's Fist!

by I shat my pants April 26, 2006

Valerie

A small asian that thinks she is way too funny, but 99.9% of the time she is just a dorkass.

why are you being such a valreie, valerie

by coreywaslegend February 28, 2009

Elsa Vanderbilt

My daughter, whom I love very much

Elsa is pretty, smart and generous

by Niles Oien February 3, 2005

vander

to pull a face like a crazy, mindless child shagger whilst playing drums like a man possessed

fookin' 'ell he's doing a VANDER

by lillibert er (hannover) July 11, 2006

swarth vader

n. swarthy yet evil

from the latin vader, meaning evil and the greek swarthikus meaning foreboding in a informational sense and also excessive; greedy

see also swarthy

i wz restin' in tha crib when a swarth vader amble up an' swaller all the beer n' smoke all the herb passin' by to dirty the towels.

by zen January 15, 2005