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small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.
I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.
by Trent Easton May 22, 2006
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vanilla frosty

The residue left around the mouth of a female following oral sex.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a vanilla frosty in the Oval Office.
by Dale Harrison September 7, 2007
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Vanilla Filla

Black chicks who love white dudes.
I tried to get with Lafonduh but she likes the white boys. Such a vanilla filla.
by PuNit214 October 28, 2010
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silk vanila spoodge

cum after exiting the penis and landing on or near a females mouth
damn, that chick just loves when i give her the silk vanila spoodge
by shloberknocker February 6, 2005
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Big Vanilla

last night I totally touched a big vanilla
by gaynalGagaygaynal February 20, 2017
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Vancouver Snow Cone

A maneuver which is performed when making passionate love to a female snowboarder or skier. Just as you reach orgasm, you slam her (Snowboard or Ski) helmet on her head, lift the visor and ejaculate copious amounts of semen into her helmet. You then must slam the visor shut and vigorously shake her head about, plastering her with semen. Then you remove the helmet, leaving a white frosted coating on her head, resembling the top of a snow cone. Inspired by some fine ass 2010 Winter Olympian Skiers.
Skeez: Yo I'm going to Vancouver to watch the Winter Olympics.

Bates: Oh shit, last time I went to the Winter Olympics, I stuck my chode in like 3 sluts helmets. I was serving more snow cones than a carnival.

Skeez: I must partake.

Bates: Nothing like a administering a Vancouver Snow Cone my friend. Nothing at all.
by Dr. Gomez Aka Brandon February 18, 2010
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vancouver canucks

The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.
"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve
by matthew mcleod April 27, 2006
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