I’mbored and real pissed rn so here we go, welcome to great valley middle school or GVMS where it against the dress code to wear pajama pants but some white ass 6th grader practically has her non-existent titties out and thats ok. It’s so snobbish students are forced to call the cafeteria the “dining hall” and the staff are stuck in the past with their blue ribbon award winning asses. A place where we have to have monthly assembly’s because students are on the brink of suicide. It’s so proud of it “inclusivity” and “progression” meanwhile you’ll have people calling each other slurs left and right. Oh and don’t get me started on the asshole teachers. I think there might be like one or two that are actually bearable but the others all give of pedo vibes or are just plain mean for no reason. This place is a shithole and anyone who goes here knows it.
“I have a friend who goes to Great ValleyMiddle School and earlier they told me the craziest shit goes on at their school”
A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living withing a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.
"Oh snap, our mailboxjust exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"