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by Tyler Gold March 5, 2022

A large hairy gay man who is usually the dominant one, but sometimes will shave his whole body and let his boyfriend "pitch."
by FriskyxDingoxx September 23, 2022

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!
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