twin pining

The inexplicable act when there is a queue at the cashpoint and someone withdraws money with one card only to remove it and use a second card to withdraw more, hence adding a twin to her first pin baby!!

'Why were you so long?'... 'Some dick was at the cashpoint twin pining'

by Waves14 August 19, 2011

Twin XL

The ridiculously hard to find sheets for dorm rooms.

Brad: "I can't find Twin XL hippie sheets for my dorm room"
Josh: "That is because you can only find them online at TwinXL.com"

by TheChoosenOne13 July 15, 2010

Lesser Twin

The twin of lesser value or importance

Jamie is cool and all but he'll always be the lesser twin

by wrighttwin92 July 17, 2009

TWIN TUB

when a fat women/man wears tight underwear and the flab is separated into 2 fleshy mounds visible to all and the person showns no shame whatsoever

the fat music teacher must have put some more weight on, she waddled into class showing her twin tub

by silverfox73 November 28, 2009

french twins

Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.

“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.

by SnakesOnPlane March 08, 2018

drug twinning

The act of getting high with a friend while wearing matching clothes.

“Twin day is on 4/20!”
“Oh man everybody is gonna be drug twinning”

by ynojio April 11, 2018

Seman Twins

blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..

Me and my bestfriend are seman twins!!

by Rain and Juanita July 28, 2008