Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

twisted charlie

twisting a Nip

Damn you really gave him a twisted Charlie?? Harsh…

by Twisted Charlie March 19, 2023

twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.

Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time

by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023

toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.

Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.

by Sbden12 May 20, 2023

twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

Toasted marshmallow

Drug related:

A rock of ready on top of chore with rez on top.

That toasted marshmallow is making me feel gooey on the inside!

by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023

Toasted Marshmallow

Drug related:
Rock of ready on top of chore with rez sprinkled on top! ❄️

A toasted marshmallow makes your head light and fluffy and your hair sizzle!!

by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023