Red Turtle

the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.

she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest

by in the out hole December 24, 2007

Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

turtle and bunny

The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.

The turtle and bunny had enough love to fill the world.

by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 31, 2011

Turtling Out

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009

period turtle

Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.

Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.

by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 24, 2014

turtle momo

a fruity man who gets suspended for hate crimes

bruh turtle momo is so annoyig i hatw him-Arianna

by fruitymomo April 2, 2019