mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

Bathroom U-Turn

When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.

lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.

by mattymetro May 10, 2007

Right Turn Clyde

What you say when you wan't your pet Orangutan to hit someone.
As in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Any which way you can"

A guy pulls a gun very close to Clint's characters truck, with Clyde sitting in it, Clint simply says "Right turn Clyde" and Clyde levels the guy...

by BigMontana September 18, 2013

Turn off-offer

Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.

Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.

Version 1:

Woman: "I want you now"

Man: "I want you too"

Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"

Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"

Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!

Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".

by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010

Mexican Right Turn

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.

Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn

by Alejandro Fernandez May 16, 2012

main screen turn on

Reference to poor translation in the English version of "Zero Wing," a decade-old video game. OTher such mishaps include "Someone set up us the bomb," "All your base are belong to us," "You have no chance to survive make your time," "Main screen turn on," "You are on the way to destruction," and "What you say?". See www.allyourbase.com for a clip from the original game.

"Main screen turn on!"

by Vervius October 29, 2003

turn up the fader

(verb) to party in such a way that results in intoxication; comes from the term faded, meaning to be intoxicated by means of alcohol and/or drugs and is a reference to the audio engineering action "turn up the fader", meaning to gradually increase the level of an audio signal.

Yo, I'm free tonight; let's hit the clubs and turn up the fader!

by atlshawty84 April 28, 2009