turbo

A skinny joint typically rolled by someone who is broke. Its called a turbo because it burns quick like a Turbo engine

Man you smoking that turbo fuck on from here

by idonttalktobitchasshoes July 10, 2025

The Turbo Effect

When you keep thinking there’s an extra person with your group.

Person 1: Is this everyone? It feels like we’re missing someone.

Person 2: Yep that’s all. Sounds like you’re experiencing The Turbo Effect!

by Michael Michael Cera July 15, 2025

turbo charging

The act of violently shaking before rapidly pissing ones pants

Timmy was turbo charging and then he just pissed everywhere!

by inter_colonental_pissle August 9, 2025

Turbo Cunt

A massive cunt who looks at Spond but decides not to respond at all to their availability.

“Sion Morris has seen Spond and not responded again, what a turbo cunt.”

by Mad Dog 9 August 27, 2025

turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.

"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."

by derp25 January 16, 2025

turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 7, 2025

Turbo Dismount

A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.

Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?

Person 2: Nah man, is it good?

Person 1: Its not good, its amazing

by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025