Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023

garrett turbo

A cheap knock off of a turbonetics. Used to compensate for small penis and make cheap power for skylines.

Garrett turbo

He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis

by haooydays January 22, 2018

Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 11, 2024

turbo twangling

Turbo Twanging a definition for a lady vigorously pleasuring herself i.e (flicking the bean)

Where's Lisa?- Upstairs turbo twangling

by babydolzzz June 13, 2017

Turbo talker

A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.

When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.

by pozzie January 26, 2019

turbo dude

a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.

it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.

turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.

idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.

by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024

turbo

when it’s limp but still good and fast

“i’m limp”

“aww it’s my little turbo”

by Lolmyginit September 19, 2023